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Me to my players tonight, they deserve it
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For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it's minions) to save their tribe's armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection
Hold on, I need to refer to my Book of Erotic Fantasy.
That gives me some ideas.
https://www.oglaf.com/lonelymountain/
Oglaf is the best
Im listening
A baaaaaad dragon
Ah yes, the bad dragon. An interesting and wholesome thing, really. Go look for it when you have time at work.
*beer opens
Keep going
*lands feet on coffee table
Voodoo dildo my ass
Either the strap on that becomes real and turns you into a futa or the riding crop that lets you cast Dominate Person as a 9th level sorcerer.
There's also an item called the Staff of Holy Pleasure that let's you cast some...interesting spells.
"Is that a Staff of Holy Pleasure in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's both."
It's going to start with a Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity and end with a new sorcerer bloodline.
Even if we stay in the realm of official content, there's still the "Nipple Clamps of Exquisite Pain" from the Book of Vile Darkness.