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It's the dunk tank.
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Bowser says "free palestine" and "death to the monarchy"
based
But he's King Koopa
He's more of a metaphorical king, in the sense that the T-rex was the King of the Dinosaurs, or Elvis was the King of Rock, or various animals are the King of the Jungle.
He literally rules a kingdom and wears a crown
Monarchy apologists on Hexbear smh
Donkey Kong is an animal rights activist, a vegetarian (only eats bananas), a loving father, and a working class hero. He fights King K-rool who Game Theory argued is a standin for Teddy Roosevelt and the Banana Wars.
Embrace DK-thought
wut
A that's more a fond appelate bestowed upon him by his followers as a gesture of great respect