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Oh look, bicameral mind is in the spotlight again.
I posit that farts were odorless until some time after the invention of writing. This is not a hypothesis. You can't falsify it. Therefore it's true. White people invented smelling farts.
Is this like the time when people who had never been at sea in the late afternoon decided that ancient greeks couldn't tell red from blue?
Greek in general tends to omit the first person pronoun since the corresponding conjugation is both pretty distinct and also rimes with said pronoun, so why say 'I am' when 'am' do trick is usually how it goes.
Now I'm not saying their entire methodology was open iliad.pdf, ctrl+f ἐγώ and be surprised at the result count, but if they landed on the authors of the Iliad being p-zombies for their conclusion, disregarding such an assumption might be premature.
The ego!
Let me introduce another related concept: olfactory zombies. Imagine if there are people who can't actually smell farts. These O-zombies physiologically have the nerves to detect the volatile chemicals responsible for fart smell, but they don't actually feel the experience of smelling a fart. They may react to farts in the same way as non-O-zombies who smell a fart, but it's a non-conscious programmed response and they are not aware of how it feels to actually smell a fart.
There's no reason not to assume O-zombies are real. There's also no reason not to assume there's a good reason to care even if they were.
You better believe that I'm appropriating this for the next time some dweeb comes at me with p-zombies
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