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Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 8th June 2025 in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 4 points 5 days ago

make it a Python script that does all the hard bits with a system call to bash

Oh god, please no. I have PTSD from 50-line Python scripts by anti-bash fundamentalists full of os.system, subprocess.run and/or subprocess.call that could have just been 15-line bourne shell scripts.

If you're gluing programs together, shell scripts are often the best way to do it. If you're not gluing programs together, do you even Unix? If you want to be fundie about it, obey shellcheck.

It sucks that bash is such a footgun. Perl was supposed to fix a lot of that, but now everyone hates it, because it also lets people to do clever and subtly incorrect things, which have then become quasi-idiomatic. Mom, can we have a sensible human-computer interface?

Deep in Mordor where the shadows lie: Dystopian tales of that time when I sold out to Google in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Funny" is one way to put it.

Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 8th June 2025 in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 8 points 1 week ago

mathrix laboratory

Jim Miller puts the cart FAR before the horse in c/sneerclub@awful.systems
[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 6 points 1 week ago

Those avocado expenses add up real quick. Add some toast and it'll make or break your ability to buy a home!

Jim Miller puts the cart FAR before the horse in c/sneerclub@awful.systems
[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A plate of nachos infused with diamondoid nanomachines that stimulate your oral nerves in whatever way you personally prefer.

Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 8th June 2025 in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 6 points 1 week ago

Nice! I hope the work is some combination of meaningful, rewarding and well compensated!

Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 8th June 2025 in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It brings moi le grand ennui to peruse the excessively florid and terminally gallicistic language of this higly self-esteemed publication elevating the persōna of urbane wordliness M. /jaʁvɛ̃/ is purposefully cultivating. The fustian pomp the reader is treated to gives off an air of arrogance-born naïveté—much as if the erudite hack composing the presented profile of our very good friend were oblivious to the genteel PR she's lending the man of the hour.

For real though, it's yet another example of liberal old media platforming a repugnant fascist bozo by playing along with their intellectual academic act, fully falling for the "evil Albert Camus" charade. These profile pieces mistake a subtle undertone of contempt for actually effective interrogation or criticism of the subject's philosophy. Moldbug's ideas barely have the philosophical depth of a villain from a young adult novel. The criticism of the slimy fascist's neofeudal fantasies and his supporters' implementation of them amounts to no more than a literary raising of eyebrows. In the name of respectable bipartisan stiff-upper-lip propriety it's beyond the pale to call Curtis Yarvin's ideology the puerile parody of high school libertarianism it is. A veneer of eloquence for chuds to point at and say "behold, not all nazis are stupid: this guy knows words!"

Curtis Yarvin is just an internet age Julius Evola for the type of people who are somehow also impressed by Julius Evola.

Jim Miller puts the cart FAR before the horse in c/sneerclub@awful.systems
[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This but unironically.

Jim Miller puts the cart FAR before the horse in c/sneerclub@awful.systems
[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

We probably live in a simulation with the purpose of producing the best anime. This is why we are living in an age with so much anime and with so many people who are interested in anime. The anime maximizing AI is simulating all kinds of scenarios from abiogenesis to a prolific anime industry. Most possible scenarios of life evolving from its first forms would not lead to the development of an anime industry, which is why it would be improbable for us to exist in a world with anime, if not for the fact that the simulated scenarios without anime in them are dropped and not simulated further.

Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 8th June 2025 in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bashing my own head with a rock might seem harmful to my brain, but it also leaves minerals lodged in my skull. Minerals I can then sell to buy a bigger rock.

Microsoft and AI: spending billions to make millions in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's Symbian, though. Nokia managed to launch a grand total of two or three Maemo/MeeGo phones (N900, N9, maybe another one I forget) before Elop killed it in the crib. It would have been one thing if the Burning Platform meno had been about S60, but it wasn't.

Being basically just a Qt-based DE on a pretty standard RPM-based Linux distro (much much more so than Android, even at the time) Meego had a low barrier to entry into application development and a rather stable and mature API to work with.

Then again, if you "don’t think the company had the mentality to offer that" I guess you're right in the sense that the alleged trojan horse CEO killed the platform before it had the chance to gain any traction.

Game studios love AI! The gamers … hate it in c/techtakes@awful.systems
[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I read the source. It was pretty funny, but I'm not installing a massive statistical word regurgitator program just to run this. I don't want to be too mean about an anticapitalist piece of art but I don't think posting an LLM-based game here is going to net you a hugely positive reception.

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Yet another rant about the state of the modern web (awful.systems)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by bitofhope@awful.systems to c/techtakes@awful.systems
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A tale of a man on the Internet who caught a cold

Based on a true story

Damn, the fever is down and the cough is easing up, but my nose feels like it's lined with sandpaper. What to do? Look it up!

Duck Duck Go: dry sinuses

Results:

  • (Amazon) Dry Nasal Passage – Deals on Dry Nasal Passage [ad]
  • (Thrive Market) Banyan Sinus Nasal Drops – Organic Sinus Remedy [ad]
  • (Healthline) Dry Sinuses: Inside Nose, Throat, Symptoms, Headache, and More…
  • (Medical News Today) Dry sinuses: Remedies, causes, and how to treat them – Medical…
  • (Healthline) 5 Effective Ways to Treat a Dry Nose

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Duck Duck Go: dry sinuses !g

I'll just fucking ignore the AI answer before it tells me to eat glue. Oh, the results are the fucking same, but there's a Mayo Clinic in there. I know from experience that one has also cucked itself from the EU. Fine, I'll throw the Healthline link to archive.is

To verify you're not a robot, please click on tiny pixelated images of fire hydrants for five minutes while an actual robot pretends to know better than you what fire hydrants look like. Doesn't this make you so confident about self-driving cars?

One eternity of downloading later:

How to treat dry sinuses

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What are the symptoms of dry sinuses?

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How are dry sinuses treated?

There are many ways you can treat dry sinuses at home to alleviate discomfort caused by seasonal allergies, irritation from chemicals, or drying from medications or dry air. To get relief, you can:

  • place a humidifier in your bedroom at night to keep the air from getting too dry
  • stop taking drying medications, such as antihistamines (or ask your doctor or pharmacist to help you choose something with fewer side effects)
  • drink plenty of water to stay hydrated get some fresh air if the air in your house is stale or stagnant
  • remove as many allergens and irritants from your environment as possible
  • irrigate your sinuses with sterile saline using a neti pot or similar product
  • use nasal spray to hydrate and lubricate your nasal passages and sinuses
  • take a hot shower and inhale the steam
  • diffuse essential oils like lavender, peppermint, or lemon for allergies

In some cases, your doctor might need to recommend treatment for your dry sinuses. Make an appointment with your doctor if you:

  • have an autoimmune disorder like Sjögren syndrome
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Alright, take it easy with antihistamines and dig out that nasal spray. Thanks, internet. This definitely needed all these steps to solve.

Edit: archive link to the actual article in case it'll save someone else a couple of minutes

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AGI Escapes Containment; Trump Admin: "Hold My Beer" — Tariff Terathread (bsky.app)
 

Now that AI got involved it's on topic for TechTakes I guess. Making a containment thread because there might be a lot to sneer about this.

Train wreck at Montparnasse Station, at Place de Rennes side (now Place du 18 Juin 1940), Paris, France, 1895.

Boring version of of the main story: https://text.npr.org/nx-s1-5345802

Skynet declares trade war on penguins: https://archive.is/Nn5MC

Reactionary news outlet celebrates 77% drop in stock price by taking everyone else down with them: https://bsky.app/profile/brianmfloyd.bsky.social/post/3lluybov3i22o

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The company behind Opera browser also runs a loan shark operation (www.spacebar.news)
 

Also a bunch of somewhat less heinous cringe shit.

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New Twitter feature cuts down on spam posts by 100% (awful.systems)
 

Global outage on fetching posts. Funny enough, some features are still working as evidenced by the fact #TwitterDown is trending.

Two HN threads about this now, looking forward to some excellent takes

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38717367 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38717326

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Movies are sexless because 20 year olds are dating promiscuously instead of marrying tradwives (news.ycombinator.com)
 

500+ comment thread on whether late marriage and young adult promiscuity causes de-emphasis on movie fanservice. Ongoing record lows of sexual activity among young adults do not seem to factor into the analysis.

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Lisp on Atari 2600 (forums.atariage.com)
 

Since there seem to be some fellow^1^ Lisp weirdoes around here, thought I might take the chance to submit the inaugural post of NotAwfulTech. Also I figured this is cute. Hope it's not offtopic.

^1^ I'm just a noob though, barely managed to implement my first Lisp today.

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Instabook discriminates againt non-Europeans by allowing them to use their Fediverse instance. Wanker News divided. (news.ycombinator.com)
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"A baby also can't be aligned and is capable of deciding to destroy the world." (news.ycombinator.com)
 

Occasionally you can find a good sneer on the orange site

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Chatbots have become so advanced you now need an intermediate chatbot to interpret between you and the other chatbot. With chess power levels. (github.com)
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