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Hey NK, if you send me a hottie Korean gf I’ll give you all off my company crentials.
Just imagining the look on that Korean spy's face when she's expecting passwords and key cards and you hand her whatever a crential is
It's like a wotsit with text on it
Hell, I'd settle for an random middle aged north korean spy if they told me that my work matters and that I'm doing ok
As long as it's consensual I'm down. Improve the life of a bossy NK soldier girl and economically harm my country at the same time, it's a win-win.