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[–] BatsAreRats@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

but have you considered, fishies :3

[–] Tophattem_dawg@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If you like fish you would not be into fishing, it's literally all about hurting the fish and in most scenarios consuming them

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fish are assholes and I hate them.

Unfortunately I also hate the taste of fish.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

wtyp-gang "We do not respect fish"

[–] Tophattem_dawg@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So we agree that fish are to be left alone and not thought of in any respect and we can all go back to playing actual videogames right?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

A fish ate my wife and kids. I fish every day in my quest for revenge, hoping to catch to one who did it. Alas, I see no end in sight and have eaten 1362 fish since that tragic day. Sometimes I ask myself: would my family want this? Would they want to see me perpetuating this cycle of violence?

But then I remember: It doesn't matter what they want. At the end of the day, they're dead and nothing will bring them back.

So I continue the grind. Fishing. Cooking. Consuming.

Every day I change my profile picture on Tinder to my catch of the day. I do this to strike fear in the hearts of all the catfishes out there. But a doubt lingers in the back of my mind. At the end of this crusade, will I be the one that ends up on the hook?

[–] wolfinthewoods@hexbear.net 2 points 23 hours ago

Kudos. I laughed harder at this than I have in a long time :D

[–] Tophattem_dawg@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Your life is like a modern adaptation of Moby Dick

[–] BatsAreRats@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I do like fish! I keep lots and lots of fish, have many aquariums. I also enjoy fishing. 🤷‍♀️

[–] Tophattem_dawg@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BatsAreRats@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

humans are full of them

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I smell a struggle session...


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[–] Tophattem_dawg@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Well I sure am struggling to understand why people keep adding fishing where it doesn't belong