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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Once you get past the cute framing (“pineapple on pizza: you either love it or hate it, but know Italians see it as an affront, right?”), this looks like a stalking horse to legitimise the idea of “religious freedom” rights, like those of pharmacists to refuse to sell birth control.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

Yeah, I hate pineapple on pizza too, but the restaurant sells it, so the chef better fucking make it

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, because people's lives depend on pizza formulations in the same way as they do on medicine, right?

[–] blartcap_@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Birth control and Plan B aren't life or death medicines. Religious nutter pharmacists aren't refusing to dispense insulin.