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Ok before I hit the hay. You can turn into an animal at will. Your clothes and such won't turn with you but mass is not conserved so you can turn into something much bigger or smaller. It has to be a real creature that does or has existed and I guess if you want a plant that would be fair game. For me its an albatross. could travel around the world. might even manage to carry something that is not to large if packaged right. I am a bit torn though as the ocean is large so maybe a sea creature would be better. like a killer whale. of course then its not great for getting somewhere inland.

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[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

First thought is a very small insect, especially a small flying bug, so I could effectively vanish instantly and escape from most any situation.

Of course this comes with some assumptions, such as magically keeping my intelligence. And not aging at hyper speed while transformed, etc.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah my intention was no real gotchas outside of whats listed. so you could effectively disapear as you said as a fly but your clothes and such would fall and you would be naked when you turn back. Honestly the clothes effect would likely that much more make people think you vanishe or teleported or were destroyed or something.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Instantly vanish and escape, yes ... but pretty significant chance of getting squished or eaten by some predator while in bug form, and likely to happen so fast you don't have time to change back.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Having human intellect should help, like knowing to stay away from corners because of spider webs, knowing how windows, doors, and vents work. Also I wouldn't just stay a fly - I would switch back as soon as feasible. (But might head for a clothing store first)

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

My human intellect is pretty situationally unaware. I don't think the risk of being stuck in a web, paralyzed, and slowly drained of life by a spider is worth not hearing about Sharon's sister's wedding in Colorado over the weekend.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

(But might head for a clothing store first)

So you can buy clothes?

Too bad your wallet is left in the heap of clothes you escaped from...

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Oh, good point