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Anon hates new slang (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah I had some amazing calves from being so fat and just walking.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

It'll completely fuck up your joints, though.

Source: am fat, lifelong cyclist, starting to get knee pains.

[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the unfortunate side effect of this is the random charlie horses when you just need to stretch after waking up. Those can fuck right the hell off.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Magnesium supplement will reduce the occurrences.

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah, thx for reminding me, haven't taken some for a couple weeks, I am due again.