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What's a favorite, humorous riddle of yours? (I'll start) (media.piefed.social)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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I thought of this one as I was walking to the supermarket, and I think it works. Probably been watching too much Bennett Cerf lately, but he's becoming a great favorite of mine. Here goes:

A group of men inside a courtroom.
All happen to be... uh, rather well-endowed.
What would they be called?

I'm sure someone here can figure it out. If you do, please use spoiler tags in your comment?

And what are your favorites?
(either self-created or by others?)

EDIT: Couple downvotes in, and they seem to be negative. So... people on Lemmy hate riddles, I take it..?

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[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sweat?

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

That's a really good guess. I think I'll repackage the riddle as a new post in a couple days. Let some others have a whack at it.