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Wait what? Last I heard she was giving handjobs to guys during plays.
i guess she does it all? some people's political project is based on friendly regulation, others on job giveaways or deploying state power to favor allies.
she's innovating by making it about handjobs and fingerblasts.
a vote for lauren is a vote for getting your junk smurfed.
Bringing back a 19th century style corrupt patronage network but it’s all about hand stuff.
That's too good of a slogan to waste on her
lmao, not that I care that she sleeps around, she still sucks regardless.
Bisexual representation
Bi/Pan women do exist.
Classic Beetlejob
the giver of an unenthusiastic handjob does not need to be attracted to the receiver