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When i was a kid I lived in the mountains of new mexico, and my dad in his infinite wisdom thought he'd surprise my mom and i by buying me a gokart. There were horse trails behind the house that lead into forest and I'd sometimes take it out over those trails as a kid unsupervised.
There was a point where I was going down one of these and something flashed in front of me and my cart hit the back end of something brown. A small, probably young mountain lion's ass.
It made a pained hissy growly noise and took off running. I immediately turned around and sped home as fast as i could. Almost pissed myself. even though it was obviously small and not coming after me after I hit it, there was an innate fear that this thing could fucking murder me. It was surprising how much scarier the things are when there is no zoo enclosure glass separating you.
That is rad! Was your cart damaged?
Nope! I wasnt going very fast and i barely clipped it.
How awesome of you dad to give you a gokart, regardless! :D That's fucking epic! Do you have any pictures, or perhaps a model number so that I can look it up?
Poor animal... but I'm glad you made it out of there unscathed!
Unfortunately that was a long time ago, so i dont know the model or make of it, but it looked kinda like this, except blue
That's fucking sick. Your dad rocks (at least in that case).