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Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh, throw a bunch of black worms in there, watch him go nuts hunting them all down.

[โ€“] atrielienz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I'm having breakfast. Damn dude, a warning or something. /S

Seriously though, ew.