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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 43 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

The irony of saying this on 4chan.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I can't stand the unrealistic body image and behaviors that TikTok creates

Stares at vore comics for 40 hours every week

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Stares at vore comics for 40 hours every week

Then anonn goes to church for communion

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The 4chan TradCath is the strongest evidence against God's existence I've ever experienced.

Kind, vengeful, no God would tolerate this shit without smiting it like Gomorrah

[–] plyth@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

no God would tolerate this shit without smiting it like Gomorrah

There must be ten righteous people on TikTok.

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

What do you mean? 4chan is a symposium of the elite and enlightened.

(/s)

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

4chan: the place that makes you unable to like things unironically, because honesty is cringe, and every normie is a secret hypocrite.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Imagine living through the age when the normies ate everything that was fun about being on the internet. Can't say i blame them.