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[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 131 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

I was hanging out with this late gen Y crowd, and literally everyone had their phones out and were messaging other people in the friend group who weren't currently hanging out. Instead of hanging out, they were messaging others who weren't and might later. Then when those people stop by, they'd start messaging other people they're not with. Now and then they'd look up to say "so and so is doing so and so" to someone, like give an update from the person that wasn't there.

Kinda agree. We fucked society up with phones. I both admire that we can hold such a powerful computer and carry it in our pocket, and hate that it's normalized.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 64 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Someone pointed out how there's no phones in Star Trek and it's probably deliberate. I get it.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 68 points 3 weeks ago

Data: Captain Picard, we are being hailed!

Picard: don't put video on

Data: but they want to video chat sir

Picard: text them "what's up"

[–] apex32@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

There is an episode where a new game is brought on board. It's really enjoyable, and once people start playing, they don't want to stop. Soon, the whole crew is addicted. It turns out the creators of the game are using it for mind control.

Seems like the perfect metaphor for modern cellphone/app usage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation)

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[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I dont think that in the 60s-90s anyone would have necessarily anticipated the existence of smartphones as they are now. Rather than it being a “deliberate” choice not to have them in the show. Its just not a futuristic idea of communication that existed at the time. Theres not smartphones in The Jetsons either. Earlier ideas of what the future would be like were a lot more utopian than the dystopian hellscape induced by smartphones and social media. Their various ideas of the future were a modification of the way people actually lived then, which was simultaneously less connected but also more interpersonally social. They dreamed of a more connected future, but not one where that level of connection would rip apart established social fabrics

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

There's a lot of newer Trek shows that seem to have stayed away from smartphones too, though.

[–] ivanvector@piefed.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

There's not a whole lot of entertainment value in having a bunch of people sitting in silence texting other people off screen with the occasional loud video being played to nobody. Even if they are in space.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 13 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, well it sucks in real life too

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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They have communicators and iPads.

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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 27 points 3 weeks ago

My friend group was really late to adopt smart phones. I was always the nerdy one, so i had a cracked iphone as soon as it was available. Years later, tgey still rocked the dumb phone. None of us cared about social media at all. The smartphones slowely dripped in, because that was the only thing that you can get.

Boy that broke our whole group. A thing we would always do is hang out, listen to music, talked about movies, whatever. I did this for a long time my the last guy without a smartphone. The day he got an iphone, that was gone. We did it one or two more times and then we kinda drifted apart. Instead of talking about movies and music it was: let me look this up... I saw this thing on (whatever) This was before tiktok, i can't imagine what younger people go through.

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 13 points 3 weeks ago

While I agree it got worse, I remember some people doing exactly that when I was in high school in the 2000s - sms were enough to constantly distract them form what was going on in front of them

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago

Glad to be an older millennial. Was in my late 20’s when smart phones were normalized

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 66 points 3 weeks ago

Fella this is Facebook and twitter times. We are deeper in the Facebook an twitter duopoly than before, and that is what allowed things to get this bad

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (8 children)

Its one of the filters, of the great filter.

These people have NPC-ified themselves, and they basically have the AI behavior routines of zombies, just ones that can do a slightly more convincing emulation of socializing.

Brain dead by way of vanity and consumerism.

Sorry, turns out that a wide swath of humanity is too dumb to recognize what this stuff does to them, that our technological abilities have evolved way, way faster than our biology has.

We never should have made computers this user friendly. Because, when, you do that, it lowers the barrier of entry/usage down so low that you end up programming the less aware users, moreso than the software.

Not to mention that TikTok, Twitter/X and Facebook are all owned and controlled by delusional narcissist freak anti-social Epstein class people, who openly view normies as dumb cattle who exist to be distracted and surveilled and groomed and conned.

So give them a simulation of socializing, a simulation of culture, a simulation of even rebelling against that culture... so long as they control the black box algorithm, the algo that knows them better than they know themself, the algo that harvests them via either subscription payments or data extraction.

They figured out how to induce drug addiction behavior, without selling an actual drug... they hacked the human brain, via a much more advanced version of basically networked, interactive television.

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[–] Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip 45 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Legitimately though wtf happened? Before covid I was the weird one for being online all the time, now I'm weird for wanting to have actual conversations now and everyone else is glued to the screen.

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 43 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

The irony of saying this on 4chan.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I can't stand the unrealistic body image and behaviors that TikTok creates

Stares at vore comics for 40 hours every week

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Stares at vore comics for 40 hours every week

Then anonn goes to church for communion

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The 4chan TradCath is the strongest evidence against God's existence I've ever experienced.

Kind, vengeful, no God would tolerate this shit without smiting it like Gomorrah

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[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

What do you mean? 4chan is a symposium of the elite and enlightened.

(/s)

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[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Don’t forget scrolling while driving.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude I see this way too often. I say there's a 50% chance I look over and someone is on their phone

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Tbf, there's a 50% chance I'm in gridlock traffic.

Everyone could be scrolling their phones on the train or the bus, but that's for poors and city slickers.

I need to be jerking off to OnlyFans from the driver's seat of a Ford F-Over9000

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

One of my coworkers was laughing the other day about how he's always on tik tok while he's driving.

He didn't get the reaction he was looking for, because I was just like "what the fuck is wrong with you!?!"

I was driving with another coworker the next shift and despite having his airpod in one ear he was in the passenger seat scrolling through tik tok with his phone on speaker. Every 5 seconds it was a new audio clip. After about 2 minutes I was starting to contemplate driving into the side of a bridge and ending it all.

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Listening to someone scrolling TikTok reels on their phone with the speaker on is a unique form of psychological torture

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[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Somehow 4chan sounds like a healthier option.

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

As long as you stay off b/ and pol/ it probably could be.

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[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 35 points 3 weeks ago

Algorithmic flattening will be the death of me. Everything is homogenized and made palatable for the masses, either that or engorged to extremes to capture the last neuron that still has an attention span.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 3 weeks ago

My youngest is always calling out my music as "this is a Tiktok song" ... child, that song is almost older than I am.

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I just don't like how much video is vertical now.

[–] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

It'd be marginally less irritating if we'd stuck with 4:3 aspect ratio I suppose.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is worse than Facebook and Twitter times

It's not. It's exactly the same.

The only difference is that you're getting older, so you're experiencing it more viscerally than when you were ten years younger and didn't know better

[–] starelfsc2@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Uhh people spend like 8 hours on average on their phones now, that was most definitely not the case when I was growing up.

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[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Anon has become the boomer.

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago

Okay fine, you either die a zoomer or live long enough to see yourself become the boomer.

[–] AgentSeven@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 weeks ago

And this was 3 years ago.

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 15 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

I'd settle for getting rid of 'tiktok speak'.

'So my brother uses a lot of dr*gs and I'm worried he's going to buy a pewpew and unalive himself'

That kind of brainrot. It's infecting the rest of the Internet.

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A solar flare would solve lots of things besides TikTok.

It would cause many problems too, but I'm not sure they're worse than the problems we have now.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

A catastrophic one would result in probably 80% of the population dying in a year. Starvation, exposure, lack of medicines, etc.

You judge if that’s worse.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As always, it would be mostly folks who had the least agency in the world.....hate it

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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ahh fortunately I'm old and date other people who don't use tiktok either.

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[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Tiktok bullshit is banned on my pihole. Stupid fucking name too, "tiktok". Spy central brain rot.

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[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Deeply melodramatic. Humans have always been and will always be annoying

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