Programmer Humor

33499 readers

164 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

Keep content in english
No advertisements
Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
- If the mod doesn't find it funny, you're banned. Ha-ha!... For real: do not use the community for "statements". There are other places for such content. Keep it chill and funny.

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS

Feyter@programming.dev

anzo@programming.dev

BurningTurtle@programming.dev

pylapp@programming.dev

1201

Time for a new course (feddit.uk)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Codpiece@feddit.uk to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

169 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I worked in IT support for 15 years. Now I work on a dairy farm. Cows are way better than people. Go into farming, fellow lemmings. It's so rewarding.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Atleast cows dont need cloud storage

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

One day... I must still fix the machines. The normies still won't know what the power button or ram stick are, even with help.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

The McDonald's frycook of IT

[–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck the normies

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Supply managed?

[–] schmups@lemmy.zip -1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Cows are way better than people" said the prison guard.

[–] Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, he's keeping cows prisoner and we're posting passive aggressive shit online. I'd say cows are 2/2 so far.

[–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I just fucking work there. For minimum wage. I'm the one kindness those cows get so fuck your judgement.

[–] schmups@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Whatever you need to tell yourself