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The door handles don't sound so bad from a firefighter perspective. More excuses to break out the slicy claw. ಠᴗಠ
Having to account for the stupid thing to start driving on its own for no reason seems more irritating. Maybe we can invest in some big jaws attached to the front of the truck to crunch down on and immobilize struggling robo-taxis. This seems like a very reasonable direction to develop car technology.
There was a photo from a cybertruck crash not so long ago where you could see that the doors and windows had been attacked with crowbars to try and get the damn things open before the people trapped inside burned to death. It didn’t work.
Things (and skills) for busting open locked doors and laminated glass aren’t (yet?) commonplace, and I wouldn’t trust tesla engineering to keep me alive long enough for the professionals to turn up with the right tools 🫤
You're right of course, stupid engineering like that will kill people and already has.
From an emergency responder perspective I'm mostly asking how can I keep my squad safe and how can I rescue survivors. Once we're there we usually got all the tools you would ever need. And I'm 100% sure, if someone is in danger I'm breaking out the can opener before I would ever bother to call remote support.