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[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Well, neverminding the 12.2 mile distance, my only option besides a freeway would be a road that is four lane with no sidewalks (it's technically suburban but for most of the way there's only the occasional house or business, so I would be in the right lane all the way) with a speed limit of 45 and no street lights.

As a wheelchair user, I'd have to use a four-wheel device. I don't know the range on those because I don't own one.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

How much could they cost? $10?

/s

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

The Amtrak ticket would only be $11, although I'd have to leave at 11:50pm the night before AND the bus doesn't carry wheelchairs anyway. heh. Paratransit doesn't run early enough, either.