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Lung extensions (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads:

Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don't tell anyone I handed you this card

With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs

This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family

extendedlungs@gmail.com

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[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 81 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I sent an email. Will update with update.

Update: received automated response. Response

[-] happyhippo@feddit.it 45 points 8 months ago

So let us know how it went on Thursday, mate.

Otherwise, it's been nice knowing you 👍🏻

[-] eatham@aussie.zone 2 points 8 months ago

He did not tell us. RIP

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

It’s illegal due to high mortality rate made me lol. Probably ≈100%

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago

Beautiful

[-] lhamil64@programming.dev 10 points 8 months ago

Where does that link go to?

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Probably here: https://sites.google.com/view/msoespace/our-success-stories/dr-brenner-crowbar

Cracks me up that all the quotes are from the people vs crobar.

[-] MDKAOD@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The picture of the business card in the OP is the same picture used in the site linked in the email (and in your post)

[-] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago

That shit it absolute genius.

[-] edifyyo@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Where does the link to learn more information about the procedure point?

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 8 months ago

Thanks! Do you mind dropping him an offer and sharing the response too?

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