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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Stop his heart, let him sit for a minute, resuscitate him, then repeat until his heart explodes

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I can safely say for just about everyone, elons heart simply stopping is no where enough suffering. Even if it's a series of stops and starts

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 17 points 17 hours ago

Hey Grok, how do you give locked in syndrome to a whiny South African man in his 50's, with the goal of letting him live to be 110?