Richest man in the world keep trying and failing to get people to like him by being terminally online
this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2026
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is there a way he could die over and over again
We may have to ask Respected Comrade Kim if he can teach us the art of Juche necromancy.
Stop his heart, let him sit for a minute, resuscitate him, then repeat until his heart explodes
I can safely say for just about everyone, elons heart simply stopping is no where enough suffering. Even if it's a series of stops and starts
Hey Grok, how do you give locked in syndrome to a whiny South African man in his 50's, with the goal of letting him live to be 110?