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Some men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called pheromone-maxxing
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My ex once made me sleep on the couch because I ate an entire bag of wasabi peas that turned my farts into war crimes.
He was justified. They started halfway through and I kept eating them.
Midnight bedfarts are part of being married.
Nobody is innocent in war, though some people won't ever admit that they do it, once you're asleep I can promise something gonna sneak out the back when you're tired enough.
Now I'm imagining my little geneva convention breaking farts in spy costumes skulking out of my butt.