this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2026
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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] Wren@lemmy.today 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He was justified. They started halfway through and I kept eating them.

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Midnight bedfarts are part of being married.

Nobody is innocent in war, though some people won't ever admit that they do it, once you're asleep I can promise something gonna sneak out the back when you're tired enough.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

Now I'm imagining my little geneva convention breaking farts in spy costumes skulking out of my butt.