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Explain Like I'm Five

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[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

oh yeah. then its definately the carbs. try having two donuts with the wiskey and see how you do. or like two servings of oat meal. alternatively try two light beers.

[–] ManixT@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

just make sure to scarf the donuts as fast as you drink the beer. so if you get a beer and drink it down real fast and then have another. you want to have a shot and scarf a donut and have another shot and then eat another donut.

[–] ManixT@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And four more whiskey shots after that; got it.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

theoretically you should be tired at that point. hey. wait a second. your not the op!

[–] boatswain@infosec.pub 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Brown sugar and Irish whiskey in oatmeal is actually amazing.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

os sure pouring alcohol into your breakfast. totally not an alcoholic with that behaviour :). Im sorta wondering with like rice and oatmeal and other things that absorb the liquid around them. like they are to volatile to stove cook it but if you thermos cook it with 50% boiling water and really warm alcohol and seal it tight. like all other ingredients in first and then boiling water right at the end. mmmmmm.