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I think my brain is broken because the words cucking ritual might be the funniest thing I've heard
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I want to add it to my everyday vocabulary somehow
this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2026
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"The curtains are always blue, except BLUE is the same colour that the tattooed alt chick's hair is and she wouldn't fuck me! So the curtain are WOKE!"
"I don't know why therapy is a real thing. Every time I go for an "inkblot" test, they just show me pictures of my parents fucking for hours at a time, and I think that's NOT cool. Anyway, here's why this video game is woke and I hate it..."
I can't prove it, but I guarantee this is an accurate dramatization of real events.