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I want to add it to my everyday vocabulary somehow
This is what CHUD media analysis looks like I guess. "The curtains are always blue, except when they're WOKE!" 
"The curtains are always blue, except BLUE is the same colour that the tattooed alt chick's hair is and she wouldn't fuck me! So the curtain are WOKE!"
It really is. The thinking really seems to go like this. In conclusion it's woke. Now let's have a look at it and see the why and how...
[Rockstar artists' office, summer, daytime]
"hey could you make the artwork for the trailer look more like a cucking ritual?"
"a what?"
"a cucking ritual. you know, give her a red mask, make it seem like she could have been driving, tucking the guy's gun in his pants, a cucking ritual"
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Notice the title? VI? It’s code for the words “Vagina” and “I” - that’s right - the word for the self, the user, the gamer. This is about forced feminization of the gamer.
VI as in V. I. Lenin.
Shit beat me to it
I have a suggestion.
VI, like that Lenin guy. Game is clearly communist.
Notice how she has her gun out, his is tucked & cucked
V is on his face
fellas is it cucking yourself to give oral?
If heterosex is gay, then I must imagine doing any kind of sex is the ultimate in being cucked
I genuinely do not understand why so many of my fellow straight men have decided that a woman being a badass isn't hot. Like imagine if Buffy or Xena or even fucking Red Sonja came out for the first time in the modern media climate. Any way you slice it the gta woman was still made with the male gaze in mind, she's got a belly shirt showing off an hourglass figure and booty shorts!
These same guys also suddenly decided that women with exotic hair colors are the enemy, when not too long ago they were thirsting over women who were into alternative fashion.
I suspect that they are mad at the women with exotic hair colours exactly because they are also thirsting over them.
Something something politics, something something sexual pathology. 
It's funny because I work with my therapist to overcome my victim mentality and yet on the right men have fully embraced it. The world is literally bending to their whims but it's more comforting to wrap yourself up in victimhood and stew in being a toxic shithead.
I'd argue the shift happened when exotic hair colours became a thing in the real world more than in video game characters that have the hots for the self-insert
Even when they're being pandered to with a bombshell woman, the right-wing man is still unhappy. Tragic.
They don't like the idea of women capable of fighting back.
I really kinda miss vidya gaems discourse before social media astroturfing turned it all into pure radioactive chud psychosis
It honestly doesn’t matter. The entire right wing could call this game woke, soy, etc., and it wouldn’t matter in the slightest.
GTA 6 is going to be the single biggest launch of a game ever. It will basically sell like 20 million copies in 24 hours or something like that. (Im only halfjoking.)
Literally, it will not matter how good or bad the game is, that is how much hype is around it.
I will absolutely be a part of it, unfortunately. And I keep myself completely spoiler free.
Only 20 million in 24 hours?! Time to fire everyone I guess, we expected 200 million in 1 hour.
Just imagine ascribing such (or any, really) importance to “masculinity” and then have it be so fragile. Leading such an existence sounds like hell.
Cismen r scared theyll get treated the same way they treat ppl who "fail" at masculinity/manhood
I'm a genderfluid butch. Since coming out it's so fucking weird how people treat me because of the dominant fragile culture.
-I'll have people double check if its okay for me to touch a 'cute' thing.
-someone said "oh that's right, it must make you feel more masculine to carry groceries" when I offered to take them from someone because the person was complaining earlier that their body was sore. And I was in better health at the time.
-give me weird looks when I gush over something cute or get excited.
Its like, I do not prescribe to toxic masculinity and work very hard to weed it out. I do not want that miserable life. Why are you trying to put that on me. Stop it!!
I think calling colours "feminine" and "masculine" is complete bullshit, but according to that bullshit, red is one of the most feminine colours...
red is the color of Mars, the color of war, the color of blood, which is masculine
but blood is also a symbol of menstruation, which is feminine
and the commies! The damn commies and their red flags! They’re super red-hot and confident, willing to fight for what they believe in, which is masculine, but for feminine reasons. And women, they wear makeup to give the illusion of sexual desire because flushed cheeks are a biological indicator of sexual arousal, so wearing makeup is intentional deception, but also why don’t women wear makeup anymo—
only since the mid 20th century. before that, pink was more masculine than blue.
pink being a shade of red
God these losers are so fucking tedious
the cucking ritual is when i play skyrim as a woman and beat up all the men in brawls, but let the women beat me instead 
If dudes don't have a big roid vein on their forehead and a massive dick bulge they're not masculine enough.
IDGaF about GTA 6 because I know for a fact that Bugstar will release an overpriced buggy mess filled with micro-transactions. But just to make those frotting chuds mald more I might buy the game.
Making chuds mad isnt worth paying 80 bucks
That's why I said "might". I'm more likely to pirate it when the hype dies down
Excuse me, I actually just saw a video game ad I was wondering about the other day, how much do you charge for a reading?
He has his elbows out increasing the size of his silhouette
He's looking directly at the screen
He's taller
They'd tie in the green line test
She's reacting to something so she has to pull her gun out while he's stoic
I actually just have a hard time believing that the thing about the color red isn't a joke. I would say this as a joke and I go out of my way to make sure you know it's a joke. Blue is the color of gender reveals and he has plenty of that in his coloring
I almost wonder if they characterize him introverted and chill compared to her.
They also can't flip the background because it clashes with the rising rightward movement of the composition. They need him to be tall and centering so they can out something interesting there. They can't clash with her pulling a gun out.
"cuck ritual" would be a cool album name
I am glad these idiots aren't channeling their energy into anything else.
nsfw I think the porn is black bar censored
Nothing new under the sun?
guys like that should be cucked anyway who cares