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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I genuinely do not understand why so many of my fellow straight men have decided that a woman being a badass isn't hot. Like imagine if Buffy or Xena or even fucking Red Sonja came out for the first time in the modern media climate. Any way you slice it the gta woman was still made with the male gaze in mind, she's got a belly shirt showing off an hourglass figure and booty shorts!

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

They don't like the idea of women capable of fighting back.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

These same guys also suddenly decided that women with exotic hair colors are the enemy, when not too long ago they were thirsting over women who were into alternative fashion.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I suspect that they are mad at the women with exotic hair colours exactly because they are also thirsting over them.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

Something something politics, something something sexual pathology. theory-gary

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

I'd argue the shift happened when exotic hair colours became a thing in the real world more than in video game characters that have the hots for the self-insert

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

It's funny because I work with my therapist to overcome my victim mentality and yet on the right men have fully embraced it. The world is literally bending to their whims but it's more comforting to wrap yourself up in victimhood and stew in being a toxic shithead.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Even when they're being pandered to with a bombshell woman, the right-wing man is still unhappy. Tragic.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Perhaps propagands, alienation and the destruction of third spaces have resulted in a bunch of poorly socialized dudes whose natural inclination is to feel threatened rather than intrigued by a cool woman.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

I've also been thinking that the fash inclination to infantalize women might play some role. Some people are happy to see uwu smol bean cute girls but unhappy when they see big sexy competent women.

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 60 points 2 days ago

[Rockstar artists' office, summer, daytime]

"hey could you make the artwork for the trailer look more like a cucking ritual?"

"a what?"

"a cucking ritual. you know, give her a red mask, make it seem like she could have been driving, tucking the guy's gun in his pants, a cucking ritual"

"jesse-wtf"

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

V is on his face

fellas is it cucking yourself to give oral?

[–] Soot@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If heterosex is gay, then I must imagine doing any kind of sex is the ultimate in being cucked

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 56 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Notice the title? VI? It’s code for the words “Vagina” and “I” - that’s right - the word for the self, the user, the gamer. This is about forced feminization of the gamer.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

Shit beat me to it

[–] isuggestforcefem@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

I have a suggestion.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

VI, like that Lenin guy. Game is clearly communist.

Numerology for gender role enforcement

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That guy is going to blow his dick off with that level of gun safety

This Glock ain't got no safety

It's owner got no patience

So please don't make this trigger and my belt make relations

[–] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Just imagine ascribing such (or any, really) importance to “masculinity” and then have it be so fragile. Leading such an existence sounds like hell.

[–] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago

Cismen r scared theyll get treated the same way they treat ppl who "fail" at masculinity/manhood

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm a genderfluid butch. Since coming out it's so fucking weird how people treat me because of the dominant fragile culture.

-I'll have people double check if its okay for me to touch a 'cute' thing.

-someone said "oh that's right, it must make you feel more masculine to carry groceries" when I offered to take them from someone because the person was complaining earlier that their body was sore. And I was in better health at the time.

-give me weird looks when I gush over something cute or get excited.

Its like, I do not prescribe to toxic masculinity and work very hard to weed it out. I do not want that miserable life. Why are you trying to put that on me. Stop it!!

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 62 points 2 days ago (5 children)

This is what CHUD media analysis looks like I guess. "The curtains are always blue, except when they're WOKE!" frothingfash

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"The curtains are always blue, except BLUE is the same colour that the tattooed alt chick's hair is and she wouldn't fuck me! So the curtain are WOKE!"

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[–] diamath@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It really is. The thinking really seems to go like this. In conclusion it's woke. Now let's have a look at it and see the why and how...

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[–] Bloobish@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I really kinda miss vidya gaems discourse before social media astroturfing turned it all into pure radioactive chud psychosis frothingfash

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago (6 children)

It honestly doesn’t matter. The entire right wing could call this game woke, soy, etc., and it wouldn’t matter in the slightest.

GTA 6 is going to be the single biggest launch of a game ever. It will basically sell like 20 million copies in 24 hours or something like that. (Im only halfjoking.)

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Literally, it will not matter how good or bad the game is, that is how much hype is around it.

I will absolutely be a part of it, unfortunately. And I keep myself completely spoiler free.

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[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 44 points 2 days ago

Notice how she has her gun out, his is tucked & cucked

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

If dudes don't have a big roid vein on their forehead and a massive dick bulge they're not masculine enough.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago

the cucking ritual is when i play skyrim as a woman and beat up all the men in brawls, but let the women beat me instead catgirl-smug

He has his elbows out increasing the size of his silhouette

He's looking directly at the screen

He's taller

They'd tie in the green line test

She's reacting to something so she has to pull her gun out while he's stoic

I actually just have a hard time believing that the thing about the color red isn't a joke. I would say this as a joke and I go out of my way to make sure you know it's a joke. Blue is the color of gender reveals and he has plenty of that in his coloring

I almost wonder if they characterize him introverted and chill compared to her.

They also can't flip the background because it clashes with the rising rightward movement of the composition. They need him to be tall and centering so they can out something interesting there. They can't clash with her pulling a gun out.

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think calling colours "feminine" and "masculine" is complete bullshit, but according to that bullshit, red is one of the most feminine colours...

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

peterson-pill-dinner

jbp red is the color of Mars, the color of war, the color of blood, which is masculine

peterson-pain but blood is also a symbol of menstruation, which is feminine

peterson-red and the commies! The damn commies and their red flags! They’re super red-hot and confident, willing to fight for what they believe in, which is masculine, but for feminine reasons. And women, they wear makeup to give the illusion of sexual desire because flushed cheeks are a biological indicator of sexual arousal, so wearing makeup is intentional deception, but also why don’t women wear makeup anymo—

family-guy-death-pose

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

only since the mid 20th century. before that, pink was more masculine than blue.

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

"cuck ritual" would be a cool album name

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago

God these losers are so fucking tedious

[–] Krinkil2705@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

IDGaF about GTA 6 because I know for a fact that Bugstar will release an overpriced buggy mess filled with micro-transactions. But just to make those frotting chuds mald more I might buy the game.

[–] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Making chuds mad isnt worth paying 80 bucks

[–] Krinkil2705@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That's why I said "might". I'm more likely to pirate it when the hype dies down

[–] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

frotting chuds

The Lesbian High Council officially declares that nobody who unironically posts about "cucking rituals" in video games has ever or will ever be involved in the tiniest bit of frotting.

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago

frotting chuds

They're having too much pleasure to be upset.

[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

guys like that should be cucked anyway who cares

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

nsfw I think the porn is black bar censored

Nothing new under the sun?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Cuck staff

Little white cuck ball

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Just normal stuff, y'know?

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

giant-rat

Little white cuck balls

This machine creates little white cuck balls

It turns potato pancakes into little white cuck balls

duck-dance

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[–] christian@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Excuse me, I actually just saw a video game ad I was wondering about the other day, how much do you charge for a reading?

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