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Why, because they can't read German or English?
Because they're burger citizens.
Because they are angry that they can't get a burger without being EU citizens
Am confuse, it says Bürger, not Burger.
Also it's singular, what self-respecting American would get derailed by the promise of a single burger? Had it said "king sized double double down meal with a glazed donut burger on the side", then sure.
not dipped in double cream chocolate syrup milkshake?
I was thinking they suddenly have to deal with being “one of the rest” instead of us being subsidiaries of the American Empire, but I like your answer too.
Dang, I like yours too actually. Yours is a little less immature and maybe a little closer to reality 😆
because of the "Burger citizen"
Because they can't read ~~German or English~~