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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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Passport control (media.piefed.zip)
submitted 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) by inari@piefed.zip to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
 
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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 110 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

Why, because they can't read German or English?

[–] Secret_Music@piefed.blahaj.zone 202 points 23 hours ago

Because they're burger citizens.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 44 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Because they are angry that they can't get a burger without being EU citizens

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Am confuse, it says Bürger, not Burger.

Also it's singular, what self-respecting American would get derailed by the promise of a single burger? Had it said "king sized double double down meal with a glazed donut burger on the side", then sure.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

not dipped in double cream chocolate syrup milkshake?

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 48 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I was thinking they suddenly have to deal with being “one of the rest” instead of us being subsidiaries of the American Empire, but I like your answer too.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

Dang, I like yours too actually. Yours is a little less immature and maybe a little closer to reality 😆

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 29 points 23 hours ago

because of the "Burger citizen"

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

Because they can't read ~~German or English~~