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Insufficient information for meaningful answer. Are we talking full on mud volcano here, or are we talking about an unwelcome fart nugget?
For the latter, the nugget's going in the toilet, I'm scrubbing my undies with toilet paper as best I can and then I'm leaving ASAP because I no longer trust my lower gastrointestinal tract. Yes, I'd continue to wear them. No I wouldn't use water. I don't like going commando and I'm not going to wear soggy undies for the sake of a nugget.
For the former, I'd probably get to and then hide in the bathroom and do whatever I could to clean myself up. Probably try not to cry. If alcohol's involved, fail at that (though I didn't start drinking until 18, so this is moot). Soggy clothing no longer optional.
Then I make an escape checking for any trails I might have left from ground zero to the bathroom on the return journey to the way out. I may take the coward's way out and not claim any knowledge, but I'd be convinced that people would know it was me, and there's a good chance I'd be right.
But I know I'd want out of there ASAP.