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[–] RFKJrsBrainworm@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You mean Space Lazers or dare I say... Jewish Space Lazers?

I miss living in a time when that was a funny statement

[–] Onsotumenh@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We're Jews out in space
We're zooming along protecting the Hebrew race
We're Jews out in space
If trouble appears we put it right back in its place

When goyim attack us
We give 'em a smack
We'll slap them right back in the face

[–] darkwing_duck@sh.itjust.works -2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

When they say they are planning to develop them, what they mean is that they are planning to make their existence public. You should assume Jewish Space Lasers are literally a thing today.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nope, a space laser is a stupid weapon.

A system of kinetic impactors would be far more practical.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

To be fair the article says "Space Weapons", not necessarily lasers, so something stupid and destructive like dropping some kinda mass payload from low orbit would also count.