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[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 117 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (4 children)

Haven't read the article but they just added a 770MB update to the 26KB original download and now the game reportedly works.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4921760/Heroes_Of_Might_And_Magic_III/

[–] towerful@programming.dev 24 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago

"Nice job dev team, now enjoy your vacation because you're all fired."

"Wait no shit come back and fix this!"

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 99 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Wow. When I read the headline I thought it had to be an exaggeration or complaint about poor game quality. Nope, literally forgot to add it.

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 21 points 10 hours ago

A friend of mine until recently worked for their department that also did risk planning and mitigation. Until they were all let go.

So they basically prepared for stuff like this, and now they're gone, and hey, now not even this basic shit works. Well done, Ubisoft.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 23 points 19 hours ago

Hurray! Minimal effort has been achieved!

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 14 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

What on Earth is with the system requirements for this game? It requires a gigabyte of space? Heroes of Might and Magic 3? How's that possible? Judging from the pictures it is not updated or remastered or anything.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 30 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It came on a CD, which is max about 700MB; that could easily unpack to a gigabyte.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I think I remember its demo being around a 20MB download (for sure under 100) so the full version was probably way less than a whole CD

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm seeing an 848 MB split rar archive in at least one torrent for "complete" edition.

This is an 18 year old torrent too, that's not the remastered version which is more like 3 GB.

PCGamingWiki does show 425 MB in the requirements, but that's likely without the expansions.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago

Maybe I am confusing it for II

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 21 points 18 hours ago

It'll be 700MB of electron based emulation to run it.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 0 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

The game to not be as large, I assume