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It's so funny this idea that the more left it is the more everyone wins. Like remind me what you had to do to unlock Darth Vader without paying for it in that Star Wars slop game? Gamers naturally intuit egalitarian ethics because they hate P2W and censorship. What are we doing here? Nobody thinks the gameplay loop of private health insurance is playable.
Imagine if you could allow noobs to leave your ranked lobbies and you got prestigious skins at a certain ELO.
Mario but woke and left wing: Instead of fighting Bowser to rescue the princess, they all just play golf or go go-karting together or something.
The WOKE LEFT DUMBOCRATS want Mario to reinvent the fighting game genre by letting them jump. That's right, they're calling it a PLATFORM fighter where you jump around, using your movement and items to beat your opponent. Apparently neutral is too hard for these downwardly mobile, feminine gamers; they need to reimagine the fighting game genre for their own fun and enjoyment.
And now they're not even content to do so in the garage. They're hosting tournaments at real venues! That's right, they're allowing your children to compete in these woke-a-thons next to these people who don't even shower!
80 hours of grinding for a sense of pride and accomplishment? i just downvoted the EA intern and didn't buy or play the game.