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Love this way more than I should. I just imagine the rest of the planets with new names.
Meriel, Vanessa, Ernest, Marc, Justin, Stewart, Umberto, Nathan, and Paul
Oh hi Marc.
Finally put an end to all those Uranus jokes 👍
Now you get Umberto jokes.
Umberto: Hallo, Ich bin Umberto und hier um Ihre Tochter zu ficken.
Vater der Tochter: UM WAS?!
Umberto: Um-ber-to.
yeah that was about the best of those
No! But what about the radiated winds coming out of Uranus?
Paul can't sit at the same table as those other kids anymore, but he's the coolest of his new friend group, which is much larger.