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[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (3 children)

a map of the solar system where Mars has been labeled “Marc.”

Love this way more than I should. I just imagine the rest of the planets with new names.

Meriel, Vanessa, Ernest, Marc, Justin, Stewart, Umberto, Nathan, and Paul

[–] NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago
[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Umberto

Finally put an end to all those Uranus jokes 👍

[–] spamspeicher@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Now you get Umberto jokes.

Umberto: Hallo, Ich bin Umberto und hier um Ihre Tochter zu ficken.

Vater der Tochter: UM WAS?!

Umberto: Um-ber-to.

[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 2 points 1 day ago

yeah that was about the best of those

[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

No! But what about the radiated winds coming out of Uranus?

[–] keiko@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago

Paul can't sit at the same table as those other kids anymore, but he's the coolest of his new friend group, which is much larger.