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Looks like the physics will be janky and the UI will look like ass.

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[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Rockstar hasnt added in the hand crafted animation of the character unsticking his underwear from his sweaty balls yet how can you judge it so soon. I for one am excited for grand theft southpark the 6th where the game will simulate each individual muscle fibre resulting in the stiffest clunkiest movement ever created and control handling will change if the character hasnt washed his butthole yet.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Periodical fart mechanic where depending what you eat, you have a chance to shart, and it changes your walk animations until you find a bathroom

[–] Mutalisk@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

the game will simulate each individual muscle fibre resulting in the stiffest clunkiest movement ever created and control handling will change if the character hasnt washed his butthole yet.

and then if you gently touch a physics object at a bad angle your car gets launched into space anyway

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

control handling will change if the character hasnt washed his butthole yet.

That's why you get access to a bidet fairly early on