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Sit down by the campfire my dear youngin’ and I’ll talk you tales of a terror myth called ASSEMBLY
OOOOOooOOOOOooOOO!
Machine language! Direct memory addressing! AAAAAaaaaa!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Computers existed before the year 2000, you silly children…
Don't be silly, grandpa. Everyone knows assembly doesn't exist.
https://demoscene.assembly.org/
My favorite when I was a kid was absolutely, and without a doubt Second Reality by Future Crew. Full screen 3-D object rendering at 30 frames a second on a 486SX/25 CPU without a graphics card. in 1993
Fucking legendary.
And it fit on a floppy
Edit: I remember my friend Nick brought back a copy of Second Reality from ASSEMBLY 93, an annual convention of assembly developers where they would show off their programming prowess with these demos. Me and my friends got to see it before it hit the BBSs and Usenet. So fresh, yo!
I remember seen it in 1993 or 1994 in a friend's PC with a Gravis Ultrasound. It was AMAZING. For comparison, the games of that year were almost all 16 bits platformers.
I think it took me over an hour to get my sound blaster pro configured just right
Here’s another reference from the era,, let’s see if you get it:
“Did you bring the pages?”
It was from a game, but not a platformer
Just watched it all and goddamn. Rabbit hole time. Haven't remembered what it was like back then for a long time. An age of marvels and wonder.
Marvels and wonders indeed
_ oh, those Halcyon days…_
That's incredible work.
And it makes me remember another gem of the period, Elite! I first played Elite Plus, but when I heard about the original, the magic of being able to navigate all those worlds in such a small format fired my imagination.