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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 119 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I have never understood the need to comment on porn of any kind.

[–] Zak@lemmy.world 85 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You probably also guessed that the stripper isn't actually attracted to you.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 64 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry you had to find out this way.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But the escort actually likes me, right?

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] jim3692@discuss.online 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear. My ford escort definitely hates me

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd hate you too if you were trying to clog up my tailpipe.

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you need to focus! It's not time for a fiesta!

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's a joke I cannot afford to make...

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I made her a loaf of sourdough bread and now I know her real name and home address. Did I mess up?

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Idk depends on your next move methinks

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you think it would turn out the same way as that one time I married the stripper?

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

High likelihood

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't need attraction, just the illusion thereof.

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe that's what's happening here too, the illusion of a pretty lady

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 2 points 2 weeks ago

Our neighbor the beat cop always said: "in the end, all they want is the right kind of friction."

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

I dont need my porn to be this realistic. I want some fantasy to.

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've seen some funny comments, but the ones that are like "ur so hot" are baffling.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also the "if you had to pick one" ones. Like it's a public forum and those are real people. Like I get the whole fantasy and thinking about which one you are most attracted to, but any kind of bonding with others around porn (that isn't just having sex while watching porn) just seems pathetic to me.

[–] dil@piefed.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

I used to think about pornstar id marry when I was like 11, they have kid me discoverng porn for the first time logic

[–] andrewrgross@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's a parasocial dopamine hit. It's like commenting on a Twitch stream. There's a fantasy that they'll notice and reply to you, and suddenly you'll be having a conversation with a famous attractive person.

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes, I think it’s like people yelling at someone in a horror movie “he’s right behind you!”

It prompts real feelings and reactions and they just have to let them out.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Interesting take, thanks for sharing. No sarcasm.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ah so the same people who buy lottery tickets.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

I commented on one porn post here on Lemmy where the person was trying to look way too young. I commented in a reply to another comment that was saying it's kind of disgusting and wrong, because the intent is clear that they were trying to at least appear like a child. It doesn't really matter if they're actually of-age. It's like anime with the thousand year old dragon gir thing. If you're trying to create something erotic/pornographic while appearing like a child, that content doesn't need to exist.

That is I think the only time I've posted on porn.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

We never would have gotten such gems as "give her the dick" without them

[–] frongt@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Identifying the performer to find more of their material, or more of the same genre

[–] DokPsy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

This wouldn't be necessary if more of the Internet used AO3 tagging and category systems

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've posted a few asking why they decided a macro shot of the dude's butthole was what we wanted to see.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago

Speak for yourself.