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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Plenty of bigots will flock to them. They'll probably end up with more business than before.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A bunch of obnoxious assholes who don't tip?

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bigots tip other bigots. They also give them a ton of business.

Remember when Chik-fil-A got caught giving money to organizations trying to have all gay people in Africa killed? Conservatives did a huge nationwide "Buycott" and gave them more money than they lost in the boycott.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bigots tip other bigots.

If you're cutting hair, you're not in the club.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I've never heard more openly-racism and homophobia than the guys talking at one of my hometown barbershops.