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Make the variable a word size relevant to the processor's memory access width (eg 32bit), don't use atomic locks, mark it as volatile, write a comment about how things are perfect this way and lockers are losers; then rig the struct it's in to have a 50% chance of misaligning the 32bits (so two cycles are required to read/write to it) every time someone changes and recompiles the code >:D
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