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Why do they always do this (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd still fuck both of them if they were my sister. Dig em up, I don't give a fuck, I'll fuck them tonight on the telly even!

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Disclaimer: I did not write this, it's a meme before the word meme became a thing..

I fucked an old woman in the graveyard, God bless her old soul she was dead.
Maggots crawled out of her asshole, and hairs fell out of her head.
After the ordeal was over, I felt I had committed a sin.
So out of my pocket I drew a straw, and sucked out the load I shot in.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For once in my life, I have had enough internet for the day.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

LOL, I learned that sitting at a campfire back when I was only 12. I usually save it for Halloween, but it seemed fitting to post it here.

Sorry, not sorry...

[–] cosmos8188@leminal.space 1 points 23 hours ago

Didn't expect dark humour in these parts of the lemmyverse..

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Worst hoedown ever

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago

My sister was a long gone ho

Yet that didn't stop me though

Treated her right even in death

Cannot beat that necroincest

Her body cooled, so I sought

To microwave that dead thot

Found the bitch was too big

Chopped her up like the pig

She was and then I did have

A dozen holes to split in half

...

Thank you, I'll take donations in my ass if you can find the will to ejaculate in the same general direction of that fetid sarlac pit I got going on back there.