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[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

When I was little I used to jump off of stairs to just skip a bunch because I could be bothered.

Now if I go down the stairs and I step off the last one a little wrong My whole day is ruined.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Sometimes I jump a little off the last step and hope I can ruin my day in exciting new ways (strangely and not because of the internet at all, but because of beans lately for the most part)