this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026
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[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The patriarchy is allergic to whimsy

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the matriarchy more maybe

*me climbing up a high ledge as a kid, precariously balancing on the edge of a precipice*
Mum: "GET DOWN FROM THERE NOW! NOWW!"
Dad: *sips beer and says nothing*

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dad: "try not to die today"

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm also allergic to patriarchy