this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026
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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.world 65 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

They do spin, but you have to get her just the right kind of dress that puffs out just right and she'll be spinning in no time. Bonus if the dress also had pockets. She'll smile HUGE, put her hands in the pockets, pull the sides of the skirt out and proudly proclaim it has pockets.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Weighted pockets, for increased angular momentum

[–] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Finally, I can combine my love of women with my love of beyblades.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

You know there is this semicompetitive fighting dance sport that's all the new hotness

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

Love a good twirl in a fun dress or skirt!

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Seeing the smile from loved ones getting a dress with pockets is a fresh slice of Christmas each time. Pockets are like a gift within a gift.

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Can confirm. My wife loves to spin in a fun dress. Bonus if I spin her around like professional dancers would.