I already have the next 10 dates planned. Each date in my abode we play a different console and gameplay genre. I have each game planned. I have game guides printed. I have a specific cologne blend that perfectly matches the mood of each.

And snacks.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I also have 20 different anime fansub betamax tapes that I will let her choose at least 5 of on these 10 dates, increasing to a maximum of 10 should the first 3 picks be judged as good picks (scoring 3 cool units on choice and an additional 4 cool units based on her opinion after viewing, culminating in a bonus round pick for every 6 points and a 1.25 multiplier ([rounded up] for subsequent 7 point dates).

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Every 10 cool units can be exchanged for a love token. 8 love tokens can be exchanged for a sex act of her choosing.

I got this.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

She plays her cards right, I'll let her play her cassettes in the car when she drives me to EB Games.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

If there's not a combination of 3 that reveals her to be the avatar, master of all 4 elements, then I don't want it!