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For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.
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Dear FBI/NSA/DHS/ICE/ETC
All of my posts are satire, parody, or for comedic purposes, even this post, especially this post. I am but a clown and should in no way be taken seriously by any organization or individual. Any similarities to revolutionaries, ideologies, or any anti-government beings, living or dead, is coincidence and in no way inform my actual stance on any given topic.
I am a centrist here as part of a balanced media diet, I browse the radical liberal website Hexbear while watching Charlie Kirk reruns and reading The Babylon Bee
I'm not a communist. In fact, I'm not even trans. I'm actually a white nationalist and uh, everything I do here is just RP.
Yeah, this was all fantasy book research. I don't actually give a shit about healthcare or genocide or whatever. It was all in good fun.
I really just care about my treats personally. RPing as a communist online as a treat.
.worlders have been vindicated yet again! Another point on the board for neoliberalism.
hexbear is my favorite RP server
You guys are doing satire? My posts all assumed we were talking about doing stuff on the Minecraft server. Why else a minecraft emote?