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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a rabbit (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I say this kind of shit and I don't have any kids. Most of the people I know who say shit like this aren't having kids.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk -1 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

I am gonna have 9 children in honour of you

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 4 weeks ago

Good luck with that.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Good luck affording 9 kids

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 4 weeks ago

You can just hand stuff down from the eldest lol

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

You do you, every extinctionist is really just thinking about the favor they are doing to their unborn kids and not subjecting them to this shit

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

9 future renters for landlords. 9 wage slaves for business owners. 9 soldiers for forever wars.

Thank you for your community service.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

9 future landlords. 9 future employers. 9 future generals.