badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Better than a dish my mom invented that she called "hot dog salad." It involved throwing an entire pack of skinless hot dogs (sub-Plumpers/Oscar Mayer tier; it was a local/regional brand), sweet pickle relish, Miracle Whip, and [it was so god-awful that I memory-holed the rest] into a food processor, hitting "liquefy," and smearing the resulting goop with its cacophony of vomit-inducing flavors onto sandwiches.
There's a reason I learned to cook when I was a tween. Someone had to save us from Hot Dog Hitler.
That's horrendous
And i say that as someone who grew up in the Midwest
Home of putting mayonnaise in things they shouldn't and calling it salad
Strawberry Pretzel Salad is actually pretty good though