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A consultant reported that billionaires, when confronted with the idea that the private security team have no incentive to continue to obey the billionaire once society had collapsed, asked the consultant how they could maintain control of the security team, such as if shock collars or locking up all the food would work.
The consultant suggested they simply treat the security team really well beforehand, like just being a good friend.
The billionaires then became concerned, and I shit you not, asked "but where does that end?"
I'll try to find the link to add it here.
Edit: Here it is.
This is how you know they have become a net detriment to society. This is why they believe so strongly in things like "return to office" "no UBI" and poverty level minimum wages.