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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (5 children)

What is the parable of the drowning man?

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Lol. I see what you did there. Very clever.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

I'll add to the other reply. The moral of the story is that God helps those who helps themselves. This is why I thought you were being funny, because if you were helping yourself, then you would look it up.

Sorry for the assumption.

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