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[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Lol. I see what you did there. Very clever.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 1 points 13 hours ago

I looked it up.

Really Christian person refuses aid during a flood, stating that god would save them. They then die and ask god why their salvation wasn't enough to save them. God tells them that they sent the rescuers, which the drowning man turned down.