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Losing my religion (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by slaacaa@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Anon should just tell the parable of the drowning man and then just say, that's why I'm breaking up with you.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

What is the parable of the drowning man?

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Lol. I see what you did there. Very clever.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

No I'm genuinely asking.

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago

I looked it up.

Really Christian person refuses aid during a flood, stating that god would save them. They then die and ask god why their salvation wasn't enough to save them. God tells them that they sent the rescuers, which the drowning man turned down.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 16 hours ago

That he’s breaking up with you.