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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I think it's mean for parents hounding you to have raw, unprotected sex just for their own amusement.

[–] VelvetPinkOtter123@lemmy.world -2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

If I'm also a bad person I'm a good person

is that the logic here because that doesn't make any sense

It's like the whole world is in a competition to see who can justify being the biggest asshole the best

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

No, the logic is about parents asking their grandchildren "when are you gonna give me grand kids?"

First of all, they're not YOUR grandkids, they're OUR children. We're raising them. We're feeding them. We're changing diapers, not you. You want a purse accessory you want to show your friends and hold them for 5 minutes until they shit themselves then hand them back to US to take care of.

And why are you asking when we're having kids? How are kids formed, mom? You want to know my sex life? You want to know how much your son in law is raw dogging me ever week? You want to know if I'm ovulating and can be impregnated?

That's the logic. And it's really fucking gross. Parents asking when they're getting grandkids is really fucking gross.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 1 points 1 day ago

That's not in the meme though

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 day ago (2 children)

really depends on the mom. some are pretty horrible when it comes to nagging their grown kids about their lack of kids.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 day ago

Sorry, we can't have kids the way we do it.

[–] butwhyishischinabook@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

My grandmother, drunk at my wedding, told my brother that "it doesn't really matter until I have grandkids"... to her grandkid... at her grandkid's wedding... knowing full well I will never have children. I would absolutely do this to her.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your wedding was at your siblings funeral?

Oh god no, I meant to say "wedding," sorry. Edited for clarity. I wrote that at the end of a 13 hour day of work, sorry that didn't make any sense.